Charatcer #1 of #Mork-knows-how-many. Hopefully it turns out okay, and that I got a good resolution and everything. These things are incredibly bitty. Wear it with pride, anyway. Stick it in your journal for added smashability.
Burt: Eldar hands iz GIRLY! Burt embarassed gettin' killed by stick-peoplez wif GIRLY HANDS!!! Burt SMASH!!!! Smash girly Eldar stick-peoplez good, then eat Eldar forr BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!
*As if to make a statement, Burt grabs Warlock 2 - who managed to recover after getting slammed into the wall - and rips him in half, bites a bit of his flesh, drinks some of his blood and tosses the whole thing away after he's done with it. The surviving Guardians look on in horror.*
I'm the only psyker to have ever survived both possession by Daemons and a direct encounter with Necron Pariahs. And all in the same day too. ([link])
Also, blood and gore are all too common in a universe dominated by war. Just ask any kid on the street and he'll reply that he'd killed at least a dog (or maybe even a rat, for that matter) on the street by ripping out its heart with his own two hands.